Human Giraffes.I am pretty sure everyone met at least one Human Giraffe (HG) during their stay on Earth.
If not, you must be in heaven, surrounded by only the angels and no Human Giraffes.
And i am sure you yourself have been a Human Giraffe at least once too.
Definition of Human Giraffe:
A person (with a nosy/undesirable motive) who peeps at someone/something.
OK?
it's something like a Peeping Tom; (WORST kind of HG)
or those kpo people who peeps at people's smses, newspapers; (Harmless kind of HG)
or those who peeps at people's test papers. (Disgusting kind of HG)
OK?
if you still dont understand, close this page now and stop wasting your time.
TIME IS PRECIOUS.
my story starts here. (dont mind the language.)
in this semester (Spring 2010), i met the most irritating and utterly stupid Human Giraffe.
this HG, is either stupid or stupid.
take note: this person
DONT talk to me or
NEVER sit beside me ever. but we just know each other la ok.
during a test, it sat beside me (surprise surprise).
throughout the test, its eyes were on my paper.
i can see its eyes reflecting from my paper.
for one moment, i thought my paper was a mirror.
i tried my best to cover my answers already. so i was 'sure' that it didnt get to copy much.
HOWEVER HOWEVER AND MORE HOWEVER, when the test was marked and handed back to us, OH MY GOODNESS SHIT, that HG got
4 marks more than me. CAN I CURSE AND SWEAR OUT LOUD??
and no, it didnt end there.
The 'very intelligient' HG (who must be thinking that itself is so smart for scoring well) turned around and ASKED ME A DAMN SMART QUESTION.
HG: "Shimona, is your answer to Question10 161?"I thought to myself HOW THE SHIT DID IT KNOW MY ANSWER??
Shimona: "yes."
HG: "and you got it wrong right?"
Shimona (inside cursing and swearing): "yes."
HG (looking relieved): "ok" ISNT THAT A GIVEAWAY THAT IT COPIED?
NO?
If no, then i must be really sensitive man!
and this is MATH. for cow sake. wrong means wrong. you mean 1+1 got another answer other than 2?
NO.
Your parents are ashamed by you.
My family and friends at disgusted by you.
The world is disgusted by you.Your kind is shocked by your stupidity.
dont get me wrong,
I LOVE GIRAFFES (you should know, if you know me well). all types. except the worst kind of HG and disgusting kind of HG.
note: the following pictures are REAL LIFE giraffes. animals.
the Human Giraffes DO NOT look like this.
i repeat, HGs DO NOT LOOKE LIKE THIS hor!
his hair is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO baby giraffe!
end of complaint.
