this shows that the internet is scary! horrible! click click click link link link and you will chance upon a blog that is 'interesting' for many different reasons.
boyfriend.
since got this, i shall blog something!
MY CRITERIA! some of them only..
go ahead and complain all you want!
1. he cannot keep calling me on my phone, when i am with my friends/family
--->you know how irritating is that? BEST SCENARIO, you are talking with your friend when her phone rings, and is The Boyfriend. talk talk talk, mumblemumblemumble, gigglegigglegigglegggggggggg. and you have to stop talking and FIND OTHER THINGS TO DO until they say I LOVE YOU.
to The Boyfriend, you can sms her all you want, but stop calling her ok! i also want to talk to her.
2. he cannot keep insisting and wanting to meet me when i am with my friends.
--->having no choice but to go meet The Boyfriend before he starts throwing little tantrums, HELLO??? then the friend how? esp when only got two of girls, leaving to go find The Boyfriend, means the friend is ALONE. or leave the whole group just to go meet The Boyfriend.
3. he must be prepared that at times, other people (my family members or friends) can answer my phone for me.
--->just because they pick up the phone then you not happy? what the hell is this? and still must explain why is someone else answer the phone. and not that you started the conversation like 'my darling, my love, even if the sky come crashing down, i will be there to protect you so that you wont be a pancake.' WHY CANNOT PICK UP! you tell me. and if i pick up the phone, you will immediately know is not your girlfriend unless you are silly and stupid.
4. i forgot already.
in four days, 2 friends told me they dont like to see their friends being alone.
Thank You.
this is going to be one important point on my things-to-take-note-of list. i must do my best to make sure my friend is not alone.
and i am not thrashing my friends here, BUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS.
boyfriends are irritating MOST OF THE TIME!
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1. Nichkhun HorvejkulTHE GOOD.
ALL women love you, in a way or so. dont you love it? if someone throw herself onto you, blame it on your good looks, give a shitload of excuses. (not that i am bad mouthing my baby, but making a comment about men in general. fully utilising their good looks)
THE BAD. THE PROBLEM.
As he is an almost perfect guy, almost an angel from heaven, erm actually...NO such men dont exist in Singapore! go perfect yourself retard!
if you exist, call MANY GIRLS. call me or SHUCHEN too. thank you.
2. Park Jae BeomTHE GOOD.
Women love your abs abs abs. Your sexy voice and sexy moves. and you can get away behaving like an old man, keeps hitting people on purpose and farts into people's hands, she wont complain!
THE BAD. THE PROBLEM.
HAH! another rare gem! ok, if you can bboy, have chocolate abs, can sing like the angels and move sexily, PLEASE CONTACT ELIX.
yes you. COULDNT BE. then who! ok some stupid primary sch game lines.
pointing at his body! NOTE HIS BODY!
3. Lee Gi KwangTHE GOOD.
you can talk nonsense drunkly and cutely, she wont get angry! she will love you even more. so even if you are really drunk (as long as you dont reek of alcohol), it is perfectly fine.
THE BAD. THE PROBLEM.
dont have his good looks? you die.
dont have his cute but damn sexy voice? you die.
if you realise you are NOTHING like Gi Kwang at all, maybe she like you for some other reasons, or that she is blind.
if you are EVERYTHING like him, CONTACT ELIX too.
4. Tae YangTHE GOOD.
you can stare at other girls without her knowing, with that mini eyes of yours. and even if she is about to catch you, BEAM at her! she will be blinded by your smile.
THE BAD. THE PROBLEM.
you better go practise your thrust. since SOMEONE likes it so much. and have nice firm round butt too.
and yes, CONTACT ELIX. and make sure you sing Wedding Dress to her.
5. Yoon Doo Joon
THE GOOD.
you can have a bit of 'love relationship' with another man. like doo and yoseob. CUTE!
and if you love COLOURFUL polka dots, no worries!
THE BAD. THE PROBLEM.
can you looking smoking HOT?! at all times?
yes? contact me.
the love for each other!
obviously i got lazier and refuse to think more to type.
and the title of my blog is BULLSHITTING. and my link is LIKE WHAT IS THIS. so you know i am nonsensical!
